January 2012
11 posts
“Love yourself first and everything falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball (via lissinwonderland)
Jan 21st
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“One of the things I learned the hard way was it does not pay to get discouraged....”
–  Lucille Ball  (via akosiacki)
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 4th
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Money, Fame, or Respect?
Lindsay Lohan may or may not have more $+fame than two of her co-stars from 2004’s Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (Alison Pill and Megan Fox). But the other two are both working actresses with substantially more work under their belts. Isn’t it something, how an opportunity can be intended as a vehicle for one person, but squandered, yet worked to the advantage of another? Which...
Jan 3rd
December 2011
23 posts
Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 14th
Dec 13th
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“An ancient manuscript says the biggest illusion in the world is that the human...”
– Yehuda Berg
Dec 9th
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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November 2011
14 posts
Like The Plague
Jessica: she avoids me like the plague lol
Me: is she afraid of u?
Jessica: i dk she just avoids situations she doesnt like
Me: wow, that's sad. we should say prayers for her
Jessica: yeah, you think god would listen to us two hookers?
Me: like light candles and shit. for sure, we have good hearts. fuck our reputations. we never terrorized anyone that didnt have it coming.
Nov 28th
No Tits? No Personality!
Jessica: ***** didnt say hello to me
Me: whatever she has no tits
Jessica: no tits? no personality! i like tits as much as anyone, but no personality is a bigger problem
Nov 28th
“Bitches aint got it in em. I kill em and I skin em. The contract was signed but...”
– Nicki Minaj
Nov 26th
Nov 26th
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“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via bornagain-hooligan)
Nov 25th
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“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do...”
– Mark Twain (via pavorst)
Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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I Can't (Wont) Do It
Lately, in recent weeks, I’ve found out that I am, have been, and truly can be a scumbag to dudes. In fact, I’m very good at it. I’ve been scumbaggy to girls too, so I’m equal opportunity scumbag. But the more this is thrown in my face as reality, the more I’ve had to come face to face with the fact that I’m reacting almost super-subconsciously. The more...
Nov 22nd
“Sometimes we make each other mad, and sometimes I make him mad. That’s called...”
– Mariah Carey (in case you forgot this bitch had a moderate-to-severe case of the bitch) 
Nov 11th
“This aesthetic attitude to the goal of life offers little protection against the...”
– Sigmund Freud, Civilization and Its Discontents
Nov 4th
“oh we’re friendly i like that too soo we’ll just end up being...”
– R. Nineke
Nov 1st
October 2011
9 posts
missing hair.
last year i cut nearly all my hair off my head with scissors only. understandably it was cut uneven. i only caught on to this recently, as i now have a bunch of hair that seems to be missing…
Oct 28th
Oct 27th